OBSSE Abbey: Home of the Order of the Blessed Saint Scully the Enigmatic

Bow your heads as you enter the Holy Hall of Martyrs, and pay homage to these brave servants who sacrificed their lives for our Blessedly Enigmatic St. Scully.

From the Holy Words of the Blessed One, Book of St. Scully, Chapter "Max," Act IV, we read:
"...There are extraordinary men and women and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals....And that while we commemorate the greatness of these events and the individuals who achieved them, we cannot forget the sacrifice of those who made these achievements and these leaps possible."

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