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Back when I was in the OBSSE, this song was used as one
of the sacred hymns of
the Abbey. Now that I have seen the light and have
found my way to Fowley...well
it only seemed right that our Lady of
Perpetually Perky Playtex
had her own version...so I give to you...
She
Blinded Me With Nipples
by
Reade
to the tune of "She Blinded
Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby
She's poetry in
motion
She turned her ample breasts
to me
As pert as any mountain
As firm as any watermelon
Mmm - but she blinded
me with nipples
"She blinded me with nipples!"
And awed me in Biogenesis
When I'm dancing close to
her
"Blinding me with nipples
- nipples!"
I can smell the silicone
"Blinding me with nipples
- nipples!"
"Nipples!"
"Nipples!"
Mmm - but she's poetry in
motion
And when she turned her
boobs to me
As pert as any mountain
As firm as any watermelon
Mmm - but she blinded
me with nipples
And stunned me with her
playtex
When she's prancing next
to me
"Blinding me with nipples
- nipples!"
"Nipples!"
I can hear the
"Blinding me with nipples-nipples!"
"Nipples!"
She's poetry in motion
And now she's making love
with him
The sheets are in commotion
And I'm jealous of both
of them
She blinded me with nipples
"She blinded me with nipples!"
And hit me with personality
"Good heavens Miss Fowley
- you're beautiful!"
I -
I don't believe it!
There they are again!
There lifted up, and I can't
see anything!
All the latex and underwire
With good engineering
And structural support
But! - she's poetry in motion
And when she turned her
bazooms to me
As pert as any mountain
As firm as any watermelon
Mmm - but she blinded
me with nipples
"She blinded me with - with
nipples!"
She blinded me with -
Thanks to Sister Kristen
P for the Nipple Idea :) You truly
understand the glory
that is Fowley.
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Cup
of Life
by
Beth
stolen from the prancy
yet catchy Ricky Martin
Do you wanna see 'em?
(3)
Yes Yes Yes, Fow-ley Fow-ley
Fow-ley (2)
Yes, Yes, Yes, Here we go
-- DIANA!
The cup of life, Playtex
so sweet,
Just cram them in until
they meet.
Push them right in, don't
ever stop,
Watch them spill out, over
the top.
And Mulder's sitting there,
He cannot help but stare.
"Come over here, my dear,
if you really want it!"
He takes her in his arms,
She's full of busty charm.
"Allow me to strip my bra!
Do you want to see em?" "Yeah!"
"Do you want to see 'em?"
"Yeah!!"
"Do you want to see 'em?"
"YEAHHHHHH!"
Here we go! Fow-ley,
Fow-ley, Fow-ley!
Go Go Go! Let's see
those double D's.
Tonight's the night, they're
gonna swing so free,
Yes, Yes, Yes! Fow-ley,
Fow-ley, Fow-ley!
He takes a breath, buries
his face.
They're still encased,
cotton and lace.
She reaches back, undoes
the strap.
"C'mon, my Fox! It's
no time to nap!"
And when he feels her heat,
he's kneeling at her feet.
Nothing can hold him down,
Mulder really wants it!
They're bobbing out in space,
A leer upon her face.
"Reach for the cup of life,
Get your mouth right on
it!"
"Yes I really want it ...
Yes I really want it ...."
Here we go! Fow-ley,
Fow-ley, Fow-ley!
Mulder's here, he wants
to come and see.
Tonight's the night, don't
let him slip away!
Thrust out that chest and
lure him, make him stay.
She's so HOT! Fow-ley,
Fow-ley, Fow-ley.
And Scully's NOT!
Her cups are only C's.
Let's praise Fow-ley, her
rack is really great!
Long live the bra, the Playtex
of our Saint. |
Blue
Playtex
by
Loa
to the tune of "Blue Monday"
by New Order
MULDER SINGS:
How does it feel? To
Playtex like you do?
To grab those straps and
tighten,
till cleavage pops right
through.
I thought I was mistaken,
I thought I could resist,
tell me how does it feel?
Do you like when I do this?
Those who came before me
Were so very many
that I feel I wasn't any
kind of man for you.
And oh, I find it so hard
to take off your bra and
say,
that I hope that you will
tell me
just what kind of game we'll
play
(chorus)
I see a bra on the chair
back
You're naked and all oily
and if it wasn't for this
gold thong thing
I'd be a happy Mulder today
And you told me that you
loved me
and would be my sugar mama,
Can I wear your bra?
Tell me now, can I wear
your bra?
Now I stand here waiting,
I thought I'd look good
in Playtex
but you look oh so much
better.
Tell me how does it feel,
to cross - your - heart
all day?
(chorus) |
Fowley's
Gazongas
by
Squat
to the tune of "Copacabana"
Her name is Fowley, she is
an agent
An agent of the FBI, and
she's a snitch for which to die
Some people say that she
is a real bag
A really evil skanky ho
Who really really ought
to go
But hey, right off the bat
We know bet-ter than that
She wears those fabboo twin
turbo bras now
And we think that's phat!
Her Gazongas! Those
great Gazongas!
The biggest boobs north
of Bahamas!
Fowley's Gazongas! Those
huge Gazoooon-gaaas
No downward drifting!
We find them uplifting!
Those Gazooon-gaaas -- those
Mamm'ries of Loooove.
Her name is Scully, she has
a flat chest
She really tries to pump
them up, but she can barely fill a cup
And she's so desperate to
get a profile
That she wears push-up bras
to bed, now how pathetic can you get?
Those little sweaters, hah!
Why bother with a bra?
We'd rather gawk at our
Hooter Angel
Want a rack? Voila!
Her Gazongas! Those
great Gazongas!
The biggest boobs north
of Bahamas!
Fowley's Gazongas!
Those huge Gazoooon-gaaas
Poor Scully's hurtin'
'Cause we love for certain
Those Gazooon-gaaas -- those
Tatas of Loooove.
Now it is night time, and
Agent Fowley
Is busy calling CSM, though
she's just boinked poor Mulder numb
And are we angry at her
deception?
No, we're just terribly
impressed, she has to bypass so much breast
To reach the phone that's
there
All Fox can do is stare
It doesn't matter she's
selling him out --
Those tits are everywhere!
Her Gazongas! Those
Great Gazongas!
The biggest boobs north
of Bahamas!
Fowley's Gazongas!
Those huge Gazoooon-gaaas
Mulder don't mind it
Because he is blinded
By Gazooon-gaaas -- those
Highbeams of Loooove. |
Diana
Fowley
by
All4Fowley@aol.com (aka Liz)
to the tune of "Mellow
Yellow," 'cuz I
LOOOOVE those Gap commercials!
I can't wait for a-Sunday
She's there waiting for
me
Have to watch on a-Sunday
She's what an agent should
be
Just call Diana Fowley
(Wonderbra)
Just call Diana Fowley
(Wonderbra)
Just call Diana Fowley
God, she's so cute with Foxy
Mulder's no Spender-y creep
Yeah, she's so cute with
Foxy
Hazel eyes luscious and
deep
Chorus
She's so pert and so perky
She's got substance and
style
Why's that Scully so jerky?
D. outclasses her by a mile!
Chorus |
Take
Your Shirt Off One More Time
by
Sassejenn
to the tune of "Baby One
More Time" by Britney Spears
(Verse 1)
Oh Fowley Fowley, how was
I supposed to know
What was under your black
suit
Oh Fowley Fowley, I shouldn't
have let you go
Off-camera for commercial
Hooters, giant pert gazongas
Strip down Fowley, cause
I want to see what you've got
(Chorus 1)
Your sexiness is killing
me (and I)
I must confess, I liked
Scully (liked Scully)
When you're not on screen,
I lose my mind
"Dressed to the nines"!
Take your shirt off one
more time
(Verse 2)
Oh Fowley Fowley, the reason
I watch is you
Your hooters have me blinded
Oh Fowley baby, I know you
want Mulder, too
It's not how we would have
it
Tell him that you think just
like him
Call him Fox, and then flash
the 18-Hour wonder
(repeat Chorus 1)
Oh Playtex Playtex, oh titties
titties, hey hooters
Oh Foxy One, that blouse
simply has to go
Oh sexy agent, I want all
the world to know
(Chorus 2)
Your silicon is enticing
me
It's jiggling now
I love that you "want to
believe"
Now work with me here
Diana, be mine
Take your shirt off one
more time
(repeat Chorus 1 & 2) |
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to dress for success
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to go if he begins to wheeze
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only Maidenforms were made from this
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favorite movie
Hey,
a girl's gotta fill TWO lingerie drawers somehow!
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